Condiment Spill

We have managed to contain the spill But it remains a grave concern as the tides seem to be carrying it toward land where it threatens major estuaries and protected lands where actual food exists in teeming supply.

FEMA has been notified and we are getting nothing but condescending cooperation from the Omaba (ironically) White House. In fact, PeaceDonna just got off the phone with Janet Napolitano, who assured PeaceDonna that all the resources of the Administration are at our avail.

We have the highest hopes in our ability to, assuming the G comes through and bails our ass out (again), cope with this terrible catastrophe.

Seriously kidz we love small government and would be more than willing to pull ourselves up by our jock boot-straps and manage this spill all on our John Galt self. But there just comes a time when spouting repeated hypocrisies, misinformation (if not outright lies) and outrageous hyperbole must yield to the public good. Now is that time.

Our sworn duty, after all, is to uphold the pubic (sorry, thinking about my trip abroad - what a lovely, long-stroking, "baggage handler" he was) public trust. Especially in the face of a threat such as this.

Our prayers are with us and yours better be too.

Meanwhile, in a totally unrelated item, Martino thinks this blog needs more something...

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