Oil Spills Everywhere

Sometimes words just aren't enough.

Source

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That Damn Libural Media

What with X^10th barrels of light, sweet, crude spewing into the Gulf of Mexico and BP execs at sixes and sevens about how to deal with it; what with a jobless recovery, sans census; what with two unprovoked, unnecessary wars tapping our wealth and treasure, you'd think that the dirty hippie run liberal media would have better things to focus on than whether or not Sarah Palin has been palin' around with silicon.

Problem is it wasn't us dirty hippies doing the obsessing.

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Who said it?

Match the quote with with the person who said it:

a) "You always get me where I need to be."
b) "How do you spell _________?"
c) "HeeeHeeee it's in my room"
d) "Hey did you taste the cake/pie/cookies . . ."
e) "I saw so many yoga pants today!"

1) Peace Donna
2) Madalyn
3) Deano Maritino
4) James
5) WSE



1st correct answer in comments wins a jar of zuchinni pickles!

And yes, I did just ask if "quotee" is a word. :(

Condiment Spill

We have managed to contain the spill But it remains a grave concern as the tides seem to be carrying it toward land where it threatens major estuaries and protected lands where actual food exists in teeming supply.

FEMA has been notified and we are getting nothing but condescending cooperation from the Omaba (ironically) White House. In fact, PeaceDonna just got off the phone with Janet Napolitano, who assured PeaceDonna that all the resources of the Administration are at our avail.

We have the highest hopes in our ability to, assuming the G comes through and bails our ass out (again), cope with this terrible catastrophe.

Seriously kidz we love small government and would be more than willing to pull ourselves up by our jock boot-straps and manage this spill all on our John Galt self. But there just comes a time when spouting repeated hypocrisies, misinformation (if not outright lies) and outrageous hyperbole must yield to the public good. Now is that time.

Our sworn duty, after all, is to uphold the pubic (sorry, thinking about my trip abroad - what a lovely, long-stroking, "baggage handler" he was) public trust. Especially in the face of a threat such as this.

Our prayers are with us and yours better be too.

Meanwhile, in a totally unrelated item, Martino thinks this blog needs more something...

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Cascarones

Good idea? Bad idea?